03 December 2009

Alcida and Taliban your reservations for Afghanistan have been bumped back to 2013

Hello....yes...this is Alcida and the Taliban....I would like to make a reservation for Afghanistan....yes I can hold....oh you say Obama has it booked until 2012...ok then please make my reservation for late 2012 or 2013, which ever works...yes we can wait that long...no really we can wait...we have nothing but time....no really we don't have to worry about elections so waiting a few years won't be a problem...thanks and see you then.

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