25 February 2009

Deep thoughts from the loyal Opposition

After the thunderous applause dies down the Information Minister steps up to address the masses.

My fellow Americans I think I can sum up our Overlords speech last night.

None of this is my fault.
Banks are bad.
Big banks are really bad.
Business is bad.
Big business is really bad.
The government is your only hope.
Executives are bad.
Executives who live and work like executives are really bad.
If you have a private plane you should be ashamed of yourself. I guess its ok to kill that industry.
Bank Executives who share their money are good. Because money doesn't really belong to the individual it belongs to the masses.
Spending good.
Big spending really good.
Obama is willing to work with Republicans as long as they understand this is all their fault, and nothing they suggest will be considered.
Defense spending will be cut greatly.
Our taxes will cover other peoples mortgages, medical, and now collage.
NOBODY MESSES WITH CRAZY UNCLE JOE.....NOBODY!!!! Nuff said on that one.
Not one mention of drilling for domestic oil.
There is absolutely no way to get out of this without huge government intervention. Just ask Obama he'll tell you.
I'm convinced that Nancy Pelosi is the sum of all evil. That's right I said it "sum of all evil" Take that Dick Chaney haters.
She should have just stayed standing during his whole speech, it must have been tough on her joints given her age.

There are over 8000 earmark projects in the 410 billion dollar spending bill just to cover things until Obama budget comes along. Obama states he will go line by line but we'll see about that. Given his record of as the do as say not as I do administration he's running, who can say.

One has to ask the question are you the kind of person who counts on him or her self to make your own life better? Or are you the kind of person who will wait for the Government in all its glory to swoop down from high above to save you. If your the former, in the long run one can only truly count on oneself to make your life better. If your the latter, well you always have Crazy Uncle Joe.

Information Minister

21 February 2009

It wouldn't be my blog with out this

The guy at the end IS NOT ME

Are we ready for change?

Happy Birthday to the Communist Manifesto.  Commissioned by the Communist League and written by theorists Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels.  Febuary 21, 1848

Change we can believe in

I had to post this movie trailer

20 February 2009

The Chicago Tea Party

My fellow Americans,
Please join me in my protest against the Tyranny being perpetrated against us by our Overlord Obama. This out of control spending must stop. America is already in debt close to 2 Trillion dollars with no end in sight, and Obama is just getting started.  Please join me in this protest. The only way we will stop is madness that we the voting public stands up and yells ENOUGH!!!!
I will display this gesture of protest proudly for all to see. I pledge to remind the KoolAid drinkers (Berry flavor)  quoting Reagan "When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." With our votes that is.

In less than a month the "Chosen One" will bring our national debt to over 12% of GDP much high than the 8% under Reagan.  The future does not look bright.  He is in waaaaay over his head.

America Prevails.............I hope

14 February 2009


Please to note that wonderful feeling I'm sure we are all sharing this morning. Yes Comrades all our worries are over! The "Change" Train is making a stop each and every week giving us the financial freedom our Overlord promised. With crazy uncle Joe as the conductor and Obama as the Engineer with Nancy Pelosi as your ticket agent.

They are blessing us with a extra $7.69 each week. HA ZA THE SALAD DAYS ARE BACK!!!!

 I'm not sure you all understand what I mean by this.  In less then one day our government decided this final bill. In a closed door meeting mind you, how is this possible in our area of transparency like no other as Obama promised. But it happened.   I'm sure all of congress took speed reading classes as well to read a 600 page bill in one day to make the most educated decision possible.

This spending bill is a 789 Billion steaming pile of crap that was shoved in our faces. That's right I said it!! A pile of crap!!! Pelosi gets 30 million dollars for wet lands to save a mouse and we get $7.69 a week!!!  Yes this is Change we can believe in!!

Now Party Chairman and the Vice Chairman who voted for this "Change" will remember that Obama ran on and was elected on the line of every bill that comes to my desk I will take a scalpel too and cut out ALL THE EARMARKS AND PORK AND UN NESSASARY SPENDING NO MATTER WHICH PARTY IT COMES FROM.  I WILL PASS ONLY CLEAN BILLS. THE AREA OF WASTE IS OVER!!! If you all forgot this trust me he said it. Then he promised he would post which member this waste came from for all to see. Show of hands if you think this will happen. Show of hands? None? I'll continue.

 If Obama passes this Bill without doing the cutting he promised guess what fellow KoolAid drinkers (Berry Flavor) you have been had!!! That's right I said it, you have been had. I may be wrong and if I am, I am truly sorry.  But given the track record of Obama with his double talking no lobbyist but these guys. No tax cheats save for Little Timmy who fell down a well with this first showing.

What can you count on,  another sleep inducing Obama press conference.
He will sign it. The press will commend him for his leadership. Nancy will have that smug smile of victory on her face. My grandchildren will still be paying off the debt.

Comrades let us not forget there still is a housing bill and a banking bill and Obama still has to produce his own budget.  THIS YEAR!!!!

Remember,  even if this all works this debt will still be there.

Pass the Government Cheese and KoolAid (Berry Flavor) I'm done.

Thanks to the Minister of Information

08 February 2009

Change of Power

1. Outgoing President George W. Bush quietly boards his helicopter and leaves for Texas, commenting only: "Today is not about me. Today is a historical day for our nation and people."

Eight years ago yesterday:

1. Outgoing President Bill Clinton schedules two separate radio addresses to the nation, and organizes a public farewell speech/ rally in downtown Washington D.C. scheduled to directly conflict with incoming President Bush's inauguration ceremony.


2. President Bush leaves office without issuing a single Presidential pardon, only granting a commutation of sentence to two former border patrol agents convicted of shooting a convicted drug smuggler. He does not grant any type of clemency to Scooter Libby or any other former political aide, ally, or business partner.

Eight years ago yesterday:

2. President Clinton issues 140 pardons and several commutations of sentence on his final day in office. Included in these are: billionaire financier, convicted tax evader, and leading Democratic campaign contributor Marc Rich; Whitwater scandal figure Susan McDougal; Congressional Post Office Scandal figure and former Democratic Congressman Dan Rostenkowski; convicted bank fraud, sexual assault and child porn perpetrator and former Democratic Congressman Melvin =2 0Reynolds; and convicted drug felon Roger Clinton, the President's half-brother.


3. The Bush daughters leave gift baskets in the White House bedrooms for the Obama daughters, containing flowers, candy, stuffed animals, DVD's and CD's, and heartfelt notes of encouragement and advice for the young girls on how to prepare for their new lives in the White House.

Eight years ago Yesterday:

3. Clinton and Gore staffers rip computer wires and electrical outlets from the White House walls, stuff piles of notebook papers into the White House toilets, systematically remove the letter "W" from every computer key-pad in the entire White House, and damage several thousand dollars worth of furniture in the White House master bedroom.

Headlines On This Date 4 Years Ago:

"Republicans spending $42 million on inauguration while troops die in unarmored Humvees."

"Bush extravagance exceeds any reason during tough economic times."

"Fat cats get their $42 million inauguration party, ordinary Americans get the shaft."

Headlines Today:

"Historic Obama Inauguration will cost only $170 million."

"Obama Spends $170 million on inauguration; America Needs A Big Party."

"Everyman Obama shows America how to celebrate"

thanks to B's-N-H"s for this one

The Information Minister is calling it

Comrades,Ok I'm calling it. The economy is not doing well, there is no end in sight with the War in Iraq, Afghanistan is boiling over. Obama can't even pick a cabinet member to save his life, on the other hand he allows a tax cheat to run the IRS, he picks lobbyist for his staff even though he says he will never higher a lobbyist for his staff, he admits he screwed up, he blew off his promise to his kids about getting a dog, he still smokes, he endorsed Blago, Stroger, Daley in their last elections. Clearly this is a person who in unable to fulfill his duties as President.

Therefore I am calling for Impeachment. Or his Resignation forthwith.

I site his lack of judgment and poor judgment his biggest problems. Also he lacks a basic understanding of the ethical issues with his double standard in his appointments to his cabinet. On one hand his administration will have the highest standards of any previous administration. But on the other hand that rule holds true except for the tax cheats and lobbyist he wants. Also included is his liberal budget disguised as a Stimulus package. It has so much pork in it I could cook it at CampSwine this summer.

Enough is enough

Happy Birthday President Reagan

Quotes from the "Gipper"

"Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women. It is a weapon our adversaries in today's world do not have."

"Approximately 80% of our air pollution stems from hydrocarbons released by vegetation, so let's not go overboard in setting and enforcing tough emission standards from man-made sources."

"Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty."

"Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the United States."

"Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets."

"Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves."

"Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives."

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."

"Governments tend not to solve problems, only to rearrange them"

"How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin."

"I've never been able to understand why a Republican contributor is a 'fat cat' and a Democratic contributor of the same amount of money is a 'public-spirited philanthropist'"

"Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man."

"Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15."

"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

To paraphrase Winston Churchill, I did not take the oath I have just taken with the intention of presiding over the dissolution of the world's strongest economy.

"Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders."

"We can not play innocents abroad in a world that is not innocent."

"We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions."

"When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat."