30 April 2009

Crazy Uncle Joe does it again

Comrades first of all I am outraged that the world is besmirching the good name of Swine. Attaching it to what the Overlord calls the H1N1 virus.  Hey this is Obama only he can take it upon himself to rename a pandemic any way he wants too.  You got a problem with that?!?!  The Overlord to his credit is calling for clam and use common sense in dealing with this issue.  Its a problem no doubt that needs to be addressed.

Then there's Crazy Uncle Joe which I may add with a side of chicken little put in for good measure. Here's Joe's version of calling for calm, and I quote..
"I would tell members of my family-and I have-I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places".  Crazy Uncle Joe also would not recommend taking any commercial flights or riding in a subway car at this point because the Swine Flu virus can be spread in confined places. He continues "If one person sneezes on a plane everyone on that plane is at risk."  Were all done!! Game over man....game over!!

Well that's makes me feel sooo much better. The VP just said basically if he were in charge he would shut down the whole country just to be safe.  Thanks Joe.

Now what kind of bothers me is does this fall into, what does he know that he's not telling kind of thing. I "hope" not.

Meanwhile after the pigeons were sent loose and the tears of joy were wiped away with the Overlords first 100 days. Obama was quoted saying "we've begun the work of remaking America".  Yes in case you don't know he's remaking America. I know most of the KoolAid drinkers (Berry Flavor) are still basking in the warm glow of "Change", so you may not notice this yet. But, I don't remember reading in the Constitution anywhere that who ever gets elected President in 2008 gets to remake the country. Do you? Let me just tell you it doesn't.

He goes on stating that he is acting on his Campaign platforms finishing that "its not like anybody should be surprised".  WHAT!!  That's the question?  Are you surprised by any of this??  He did say during the campaign that some people have been too successful and its time to spread the success around.  Done.  I'm going to tax the rich.  Done. I'm going to make businesses evil.  Done. I'm going to nationalize everything I can get my hands.  Done.  I'm going to blame America for all the ills of the world past and present. Done.  I'm never going to take responsibility for anything, with his repeating when ever he is asked about his opinion. "Hey its not just me many other people think this way as well." Oh so that must make ok then. He's willing to work with anyone as long as you do as he says. Done.

But I digress. The question really is are you happy with how the Overlord is "Changing" America.  And before you let him off easy just remember that he voted for all the Bush spending he is now claiming to have nothing to do with.
Again you have to look past the social issues of the Republicans and into the Political issues of the Democrats to understand how this will  destroy this country.

This is "Change" that I neither want nor  like.

P.s I guess Obama failed with trying to save the Auto industry with Chrysler filing Chapter 11 and GM not far behind. Money spent money lost that's the Obama way. How can he not accept the blame for the massive failure.  Remember the Overlord said this is the only way to save them, Government intervention.  With the Overlord its not the results that matter its the intention.  GOD help us.

Comrade Citizen -JohnGalt1984
Information Minister
Loyal Opposition

This one is floating around the Internet

Mr. Obama,

I have had it with you and your administration, sir. Your conduct on your recent trip overseas has convinced me that you are not an adequate representative of the United States of America collectively or of me personally.

You are so obsessed with appeasing the Europeans and the Muslim world that you have abdicated the responsibilities of the President of the United States of America You are responsible to the citizens of the United States. You are not responsible to the peoples of any other country on earth.

I personally resent that you go around the world apologizing for the United States telling Europeans that we are arrogant and do not care about their status in the world. Sir, what do you think the First World War and the Second World War were all about if not the consideration of the peoples of Europe? Are you brain dead? What do you think the Marshall Plan was all about? Do you not understand or know the history of the 20thcentury?

Where do you get off telling a Muslim country that the United States does not consider itself a Christian country? Have you not read the Declaration of Independence or the Constitution of the United States? This country was founded on Judeo-Christian ethics and the principles governing this country, at least until you came along, come directly from this heritage. Do you not understand this?

Your bowing to the king of Saudi Arabia is an affront to all Americans. Our President does not bow down to anyone, let alone the king of Saudi Arabia. You don"t show Great Britain, our best and one of our oldest allies, the respect they deserve yet you bow down to the king of Saudi Arabia How dare you, sir! How dare you!

You can"t find the time to visit the graves of our greatest generation because you don't want to offend the Germans but make time to visit a mosque in Turkey. You offended our dead and every veteran when you give the Germans more respect than the people who saved the German people from themselves. What's the matter with you?

I am convinced that you and the members of your administration have the historical and intellectual depth of a mud puddle and should be ashamed of yourselves, all of you.

You are so self-righteously offended by the big bankers and the American automobile manufacturers yet do nothing about the real thieves in this situation, Mr. Dodd, Mr. Frank, Franklin Raines, Jamie Gorelic, the Fannie Mae bonuses, and the Freddie Mac bonuses. What do you intend to do about them? Anything? I seriously doubt it.

What about the U.S. House members passing out $9.1 million in bonuses to their staff members on top of the $2.5 million in automatic pay raises that lawmakers gave themselves? I understand the average House aide got a 17% bonus. I took a 5% cut in my pay to save jobs with my employer. You haven't said anything about that. Who authorized that? I surely didn't!

Executives at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac will be receiving $210 million in bonuses over an eighteen-month period, that's $45 million more than the AIG bonuses. In fact, Fannie and Freddie executives have already been awarded $51 million not a bad take. Who authorized that and why haven't you expressed your outrage at this group who are largely responsible for the economic mess we have right now.

I resent that you take me and my fellow citizens as brain-dead and not caring about what you idiots do. We are watching what you are doing and we are getting increasingly fed up with all of you. I also want you to know that I personally find just about everything you do and say to be offensive to every one of my sensibilities. I promise you that I will work tirelessly to see that you do not get a chance to spend two terms destroying my beautiful country.

Every real American

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the Knife and charges at you. You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?Should I call 9-1-1 and hope they make it before anything happens?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus..

Republican's Answer:


Redneck's Answer:

Click.... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or ball ammo?!"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one?!"

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist"

25 April 2009

And Washingto wept.....

I have to ask about this torture issue that's got people got out for blood...Bush blood.  I gave Obama credit when he said we should look forward not back but a day later he flipped.  Now I think its turned into a full blown lynching.  How is this good for the country?  Obama has spent his first 100 days running around the world either saying don't blame me I was not even born yet.  What the hell is that?!?!  Or I'm sorry its all America's fault. Like me, please like me.  And now this.  Why?  I'm sorry to say it seems like to me he's more worried about being liked then being a leader.  Being a leader means not everybody is going to like you. Serving up Bush and company will not change this.

Obama is his most successful when he plays off a target.  He did this when he won the Senate, against fellow Dems for the nomination, transforming McCain into Bush to win back in Nov. Moreover, since being sworn in he made successful targets of  businesses and Ex's  and won his Stimulus package.  He tried to make Rush his target and that brought him a few weeks and now this.  Its almost like he will do anything to keep his approval ratings up, I mean anything.  Or if he does not have a target he stamps his feet and tells everybody "Hey I won you have to do what I say," if you don't fully agree then your part of the "Old way of thinking".  Obama and the Dems are falling over themselves trying to out do each other in this lynching.  Hillary taking her shot bashing Chaney pandering for laughs with the gall of saying he has credibility issues. CREDIBILITY ISSUES!!!  I guess she forgot who she is and who she is married to.  But that's ok right.  Because with the Overlord in charge who's going to stop her.  Its like the they kept this all bottled up saving it for a rainy day.  I guess its raining.

Bush did not do this when we were attacked on 9-11.  Yes remember we were attacked and around 3000 Americans lost their lives.  They went to work and never came home, remember that.   He did not blame Clinton for his past failures.  And rightly so.  John Kerry wants to release more pictures.  Why?  What good will this serve.  Some might say that it will show the world how bad we were but were not like that now.  But think to yourself how will the terrorist react?  I can't see them saying oh my bad, sorry were cool now, you go about your business now. Can you?

The Presidents  JOB 1 is to keep the country safe.  All Presidents from 1 to 44.  They swore an oath to it.  Just as Obama keeps telling anybody who will listen I inherited this mess.  America has inherited the mantle of leadership of the free world.  Along with the responsibility and respect there  comes a great many people who will hate you for it.  Its just the way it is.

 America was NOT founded on the premise that we did this because we wanted to be liked in the world.  Obama once said this is the greatest country in the world, help me change it.  Yes he said it.  Obama cannot serve the country by spending his duration in office coming up with new Bush info every few weeks to release to the drones.  Now my guess is Obama is using this new target of the torture issue to go after the big one for the dems... universal healthcare.  Next week the parties will start,  News Papers and the TV media will herald the good news of Obama's 100 days.  During the love fest press conference the Overlord will announce some sort of Heath Care bill being passed or something to that effect.

All in the name of "Change".

Atlas Shrugged.

Washington will spin in his grave, Adams and Monroe will not recognize the country they helped found. The rest of the framers will turn their back on us in shame.

Comrade Citizen
Information Minister
Loyal Opposition

22 April 2009

The Great Equalizer

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before but had once failed an entire class. That class had insisted that socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer. The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on socialism.

All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A. After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.

The second test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F. The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. Could not be any simpler than that.

This one sent in via Colorado

18 April 2009

Post Tea Party comments

Before you condemn the tea Parties Let us remember that 59,934,814 did not vote for the overlord.  Now let us take into account that Obama received 69,456,897.  That's a difference of 9,522,083, I hardly call that a landslide.  A strong showing but not a landslide.  Now take out the folk who just voted for the Overlord because they thought Bush was still running for some reason.  Take out the Drones who voted for Obama because they put no thought into their choice what so ever.  And what do you have left, not much really.  Now almost 60 million votes or 60 million people is a good chunk of the country.  Obama does not have the whole country behind him.  We 60 million have a right to disagree.  Just as the Dems voiced their displeasure at Bush not 7 seven month ago.  Its that same thing.  No body thought it was stupid when the lone woman sat out side the white house in protest of the War.  It got wall to wall coverage.  So if a few hundred thousand people are wanted their "Change". 
All Americans should respect that.

Information Minister
Loyal opposition

15 April 2009

Chicago Tea Party is today

Head on down for for Chicago's Tea Party

City: Chicago
When: April 15, 12:00pm - 2:00pm
Where: Kluczynski Federal Building Plaza, 230 S. Dearborn (those at Daley Plaza will be marching over to the Federal Building at 12:15)

For a Tea party in your area go to www.taxdayteaparty.com