06 May 2009

Why I voted Democrat

I voted Democrat because 
I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse. 

I voted Democrat because 
I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't. 

I voted Democrat because 
I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. 

I voted Democrat because 

Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. 

I voted Democrat because 

When we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what 
they are doing because they now think we are good people. 

I voted Democrat because 

I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. 


This is why I can’t take it anymore.  Just got home from the May Day March.  Ran into a few Democrats who support immigration rights until……..their protest/rallying march blocks the entrance to their condo’s parking area and it took them 40 minutes to get home and their ice cream melted.  So here’s a few comments I’ve heard justifying THEIR decisions in life.

I voted Democrat because 

I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius. 


I voted Democrat because 

I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive. 

I voted Democrat because 

I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits. 

I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit. 

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The Constitution every few 
days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters. 

I voted Democrat because 
My head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely that I'll 
ever have another point of view.

Big Thanks to "NOT PLAYIN”

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